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from IMDB today -

Criticism continued to swell Tuesday over Discovery Channel's planned telecast Sunday night of The Lost Tomb of Jesus, executive produced by James Cameron, which claims that a tomb has been discovered in Israel containing bone boxes of Jesus's family, including one that is inscribed, "Judah, son of Jesus." CNSNews.com, a unit of the conservative Media Research Center, which has close ties with Christian fundamentalist groups, quoted Asbury Theological Seminary professor Ben Witherington as saying, "This is a story full of holes, conjectures and problems." Randy Thomasson, president of the Campaign for Children and Families, said, "The resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead is an immovable foundation of what I know is true." Bill Donohue, president of the Catholic League, the nation's largest lay Catholic organization, commented, "Not a Lenten season goes by without some author or TV program seeking to cast doubt on the divinity of Jesus and/or the Resurrection."


"this is a story full of holes, conjectures, and problems."
yep, no holes or problems in the bible, and no one interprets it to say what they want it to at all, of course not.

"The resurrection of Jesus Christ from the dead is an immovable foundation of what I know is true."
i mean yeah, you find a box with human remains labed jesus next to ones labeled mary magdalene and judah, son of jesus - obviously that's impossible! Christ didn't have any kids! He was crucified and then rose from the dead a few days later!
...wait, what was the impossible part there?

wouldn't it be ironic if the 'king of the world' debunked the 'king of kings'?
don'tcha think?

posted by scott 12:56 PM

oops... i'm fucking insane



i mean she's been acting nuts, but did anyone see this coming? look at that goddamn picture! that's that blonde chick in the schoolgirl uniform from that video back then? get the fuck outta here...

i mean how far could you possibly go to alienate your entire fan base? it's like if bono was caught pissing on some starving african kids, or natalie maines released a sex tape starring her and dubya.

you ever think maybe she and lohan have like some fucking crazy-ass high stakes triple dog dare pissing contest thing - that got really out of control a while ago - going on?

posted by scott 10:50 PM

mr and mrs smith



here's what i think: the baby is her sons.

a few days after the baby is born Daniel (messed up to begin with) can't deal with it, and he kills himself.
Howard Stern (the laywer) is a family friend, and he knows whats going on, so he offers to be the "dad" to keep the story out of the news.
but birkhead (the boyfriend) claims the kid is his.
things come to a head and a couple of days ago the court orders a DNA sample from the baby.
Anna Nicole is already living with the shame of what she's done, and what it did to her son; once the paternity suit is settled, it will become public knowledge.
She can't live with this, and kills herself.

(or stern is a criminal mastermind and he's offing people left and right to get at the money...)

the end?

posted by scott 9:07 AM