whatthefuck.

what the hell is going on?

i mean really, what the fuck is happening?

nicolette sheridans bare back has the fucking country in an uproar?

a bare back?!?!? shown before a football game sponsored by beer and levitra?

i wish i knew where to go with this, but i don't really. it just blows my mind. is this 1954 or something? i need to find a goddamn delorean and get back to the future or some shit. A BARE BACK and...ooooooo....sexual innuendo! you don't see that on family fare like friends.
the simpsons.
the fresh prince.
beverly hills 90210.
etc...

it was less raunchy than fucking britney spears videos that 8-12 year old girls (and 13-60 year old guys) around the country watch over and over and over again.

loosen the fuck up, america!!

i mean goddamn. whats more natural;
having sex or beating the shit out of the guy on the other team so you can win a game?

hey kids, we don't want you to think about sex, but if you are, and you can't get it up, here's a little purple pill for you. what would be harder to explain to a kid if they asked?

dad, why did that lady take off her towel in front of that man?
or
dad, what's erectile disfunction?

my head hurts. real bad like.

posted by scott 10:55 AM

joke o' the day

is on everyone who voted against bush, i guess.
my stepdad thinks the northeast and cali should secede from the union. i think he was joking. i think it's a good idea. i dont want to be associated with the fucks that gave the worst administration in history four more years to fuck shit up even more. with the huge lead in the popular vote, and the legitimacy of a second term, there's no stopping them now.

roe v wade. gone
social security. gone
fiscal responsibility. still gone
war and fear got them re-elected. expect a lot more of the same on that front.

unreal.
unfuckingbelievable.

from hanging chads to provisonal ballots. bullshit exit polls. what a fucking joke.




posted by scott 10:15 AM