this just in!

i don't usually read forwarded emails, much less post 'em here, but i liked the tone of this one, so here 'tis:

Trade with Cuba is wrong because the country is communist, but
trade with China and Vietnam is vital to a spirit of international harmony.

A woman can't be trusted with decisions about her own body, but
multinational corporations can make decisions affecting all mankind without
regulation.

Jesus loves you and shares your hatred of homosexuals and Hillary
Clinton.

The best way to improve military morale is to praise the troops
in speeches while slashing veterans' benefits and combat pay.

If condoms are kept out of schools, adolescents won't have sex.

Providing health care to all Iraqis is sound policy.
Providing health care to all Americans is socialism.

HMO's and insurance companies have the best interests of
the public at heart.

Global warming and tobacco's link to cancer are junk science
but creationism should be taught in schools.

A president lying about an extramarital affair is an impeachable
offense. A president lying to enlist support for a war in which thousands die
is solid defense policy.

Government should limit itself to the powers named in
the Constitution, which include banning gay marriages and censoring
the Internet.

The public has a right to know about Hillary's cattle trades,
but George Bush's cocaine conviction is none of our business.

Being a drug addict is a moral failing and a crime, unless you're a
conservative radio host. Then it's an illness and you need our prayers for
your recovery.

What Bill Clinton did in the 1960's is of vital
national interest, but what Bush did in the '80's is irrelevant.


all too true. gives me a stomache just reading it.

plop plop fizz fizz...

posted by scott 5:03 PM