yo quiero puerco!

how much shit do you think this guy is getting at work?

Pack of angry Chihuahuas attack officer
December 30, 2005

FREMONT, Calif. --A pack of angry Chihuahuas attacked a police officer who was escorting a teenager home after a traffic stop, authorities said.

The officer suffered minor injuries, including bites to his ankle, Detective Bill Veteran said.

The five Chihuahuas escaped the 17-year-old boy's home and rushed the officer in the doorway Thursday, authorities said. The teenager had been detained after the traffic incident.

The officer was treated at a hospital and returned to work less than two hours later.

posted by scott 10:26 AM

snack attack, motherfucker!

a link to the funniest SNL skit since "more cowbell".
or should i say the only funny SNL skit since then?

the chronic(what?)cles of narnia

i actually watched the whole show for the first time in years, and overall it was pretty funny. usually i either don't watch at all, or turn it off a few minutes in. it really sucks. hopefully this is the start of a new "funny" trend.

posted by scott 10:17 AM

i just figured i should put something up here, seeing as it's been a month...

if you have a ps2, get resident evil 4.

pray with me that arrested development will get picked up by abc or showtime.

have yourself a happy holiday. i'd normally just say merry christmas, but i really fucking hate bill o'reilly.

and ann coulter.

and the smarmy president who is so pleased with himself for actually answering some questions he wasn't given the answers to previously.

as much as i do hate that smirking son of a bitch (literally), the iraqis rocking the vote is impressive. its already sad, but imagine the percentage of american voters hitting the polls were we in the same danger the iraqis are?? single digits, maybe?

oh, and go see kong. now.

posted by scott 12:47 PM