just wondering...
are buttonflys(flies?) still around?
velcro flys? or are those just on the hammer pants and in zz top songs?
i know for a long time all i had were the buttonflys (okay, and ONE velcro fly), but they've been phased out of my wardrobe, and i really have no recollection of when this happened.
i mean really, is there a worse fucking place on a man's clothes to put sharp metal teeth that are made to be clinched together?

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posted by scott 3:50 PM