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these aren't your local coca-cola bottlers polar bears...

i just noticed (remembered?) that my site/name is karmacomedian

so here's my favorite joke of all time. ever.


there's this baby polar bear... well, maybe not a baby, he's like 7 or 8, a young polar bear, i guess.
anyway, one day he rambles into the kitchen, where his mom is busy making eskimo pies.
"mom?"
"yes dear?"
"am i a polar bear?"
"what? of course you're a polar bear! your father is a polar bear, and i'm a polar bear, so that makes you one, too!"
"okay."
and he rambles out.

a few days later he comes up to his dad in the garage, while he's fixing up the snowmobile.
"dad?"
"yes, son?"
"am i a polar bear?"
"what do you mean? your grandparents were polar bears, and your great-grandparents were polar bears... son, we're all one hunnert percent polar bear!"
"okay"
"now come on, son, i can see when somethings bothering you... what is it?"
"well..."
"you can tell me, i'm your dad. go ahead."
"well dad, it's just...
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I'm fucking freezing!!!!"


goddamn, i love that joke. it's one where when you tell people, they either laugh right away, or are still waiting for the (a?) punchline when you're done.
it was also the first time i swore in front of my grandmother. i think i was about 20 or so. i warned her beforehand that i had to swear. she agreed after that it wouldn't have been the same without it.
and after typing it out for the first time ever, i'm noticing that "polar" is one of those words that look really fucking weird. ya know what i'm sayin'? like noticing, and also also.

and here's my favorite geek joke that i really should have heard when i was 8 or 9, like the aforementioned polar bear kid, but i heard it for the first time just last year.

how did darth vader know what luke was getting for christmas?
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he felt his presents!

mcnicol... out!

posted by scott 7:43 AM